Serpent's Fury Drinking Horn

The Serpent Who Holds the World. The Power That Cannot Be Contained.

To the Vikings, the serpent was more than just a beast. It was wisdom and chaos. Strength and deception. A force that could not be tamed.

Deep beneath the ocean, Jörmungandr, the World Serpent, coils around Midgard. It lies in wait, its power unmatched, its hunger endless. The gods themselves fear the day it awakens, when it will rise and bring Ragnarok upon the world.

Yet the serpent is more than a harbinger of destruction. It is balance. It reminds us that strength is not just in the sword, but in the mind. The greatest warriors do not rush into battle—they wait, they watch, they strike when the time is right.

This hand-carved Serpent Drinking Horn is a tribute to that power. It is for those who do not act on impulse, but by strategy. For those who command not just force, but wisdom.

⚔️ Raise your horn and drink as the Vikings did. The serpent’s power is now yours.

Each Serpent Viking Drinking Horn is crafted by hand, shaped by nature, and built for those who honor wisdom and power.

✔ FREE Horn Stand Included
Display it with pride when not in use.

✔ Hand-Carved Serpent Design
A tribute to the Jörmungandr, the World Serpent of Norse legend.

✔ Hand-Polished and Sealed
A true work of Viking craftsmanship, built to last.

✔ Leak-Proof Tested 💧
Battle-ready and designed for real use.

✔ Holds Between 350 and 500ml
Perfect for mead, ale, or your drink of choice.

✔ Seven Hours of Hand Workmanship ⚒️
Every detail is carefully carved by skilled artisans.

✔ Ethically Sourced 🌱
No shortcuts. No compromises.

✔ Two-Year Manufacturer Warranty 💪
Quality you can trust.

📜 Important:

Each drinking horn is handcrafted from 100 percent real buffalo horn, making every piece unique in color, grain, and shape.

The horn you receive will not be identical to the one in the photo, but its carving, quality, and craftsmanship will be unmatched.

🔥 Drink with wisdom. Drink with power. Skål, warrior.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.