The Skald’s Slant Tankard
Crafted for those who command the feast hall with their words, The Skald’s Slant is no ordinary tankard. It's bold, slanted design is a test of both wit and balance—only the worthy drink without spilling a drop. Whether filled with frothy ale, honeyed mead, or a hearty brew, this tankard ensures your drink stays cool while your tales grow ever bolder. A vessel fit for a storyteller, a warrior, and a legend in the making.
Crafted for those who command the feast hall with their words, The Skald’s Slant is no ordinary tankard. It's bold, slanted design is a test of both wit and balance—only the worthy drink without spilling a drop. Whether filled with frothy ale, honeyed mead, or a hearty brew, this tankard ensures your drink stays cool while your tales grow ever bolder. A vessel fit for a storyteller, a warrior, and a legend in the making.
In the grand halls of the North, where warriors boasted of their victories and sagas were woven from truth and myth, the skalds reigned supreme. With silver tongues and sharp minds, these poets and storytellers ensured that the names of great warriors would never fade into obscurity. But among them, there was one known as Rune-Tongue, a skald so cunning that the gods themselves listened when he spoke.
One fateful night, a jealous chieftain sought to silence him, commissioning a blacksmith to craft a cursed tankard, one that would spill his mead should his grip falter for even a moment. But Rune-Tongue was no fool. He embraced the challenge, holding the tankard steady, never letting a single drop fall. His legend only grew, for he proved not only mastery of words but mastery of the drink.
Now, the test has been passed down to you. Will you drink with the steady hand of a true skald, or will the mead tell a different tale? The choice is yours. 🍻🔥
Each piece in our pewter collection is a testament to the timeless art of traditional metalwork. Handcrafted with precision and inspired by Viking and medieval craftsmanship, every tankard, goblet, and flask carries a unique character. No two are ever truly alike.
⚒️ Forged from premium-grade pewter, this piece offers a lasting finish, a satisfying weight in hand, and the strength of a bygone era. Designed for warriors, collectors, and those who drink with purpose, it’s a relic of Old Norse and Celtic tradition.
⚔️ Capacity: Holds up to 500ml. Perfect for mead, ale, or your drink of choice.
🔥 Raise it. Toast like a true Viking. Honor the gods.
To keep your pewter in top condition:
✔ Hand wash only with warm water and mild soap. Dry immediately.
✔ Avoid dishwashers – heat and harsh detergents can damage the finish.
✔ Polish if needed – Pewter naturally develops a patina over time. Use a soft cloth or food-safe polish to restore shine.
✔ Keep away from extreme heat – Not microwave or stovetop safe.
✔ Store in a cool, dry place to maintain its luster and quality.
🔥 Treat it well, and it will last a lifetime. Skål! 🍻
✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.
✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).
✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.
✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).
🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.
🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻
By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.
