Thor's Way Drinking Horn

Thor was not only the god of thunder. He was the shield of Asgard. The bringer of justice. The hammer in the hands of the gods. His symbol struck fear into enemies and lit fire in the hearts of warriors.⚡️

This horn is carved with his sacred mark. It is not made to sit idle. It is made to be raised high in the face of challenge, filled with strength, and emptied in the name of victory.

To drink from this horn is to carry the weight of thunder and the legacy of those who never backed down.🍻

✔️ Hand carved with Thor’s sacred symbol
✔️ Made from ethically sourced buffalo horn
✔️ Polished, sealed, and tested for leaks
✔️ Includes a real horn stand
✔️ Holds between 350ml and 450ml
✔️ Each horn is unique in shape, grain, and tone
✔️ Over two hours of handcrafting in every piece

Made for those who walk with power and stand for something greater.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.